Gothic Vampire Sunbathing with Pink Flamingo Float

A pale, dramatic 300-year-old Gothic vampire with slick black hair, dark eyeliner, and fangs peeking out in a pouting expression, reclining awkwardly on a giant bright-pink inflatable flamingo pool float inside a luxury sunlit swimming pool, wearing black retro swimming trunks, dark sunglasses, and an absurdly massive black umbrella held over his head to block out the blazing midday sun, sunny tropical resort background with palm trees, bright turquoise water creating shimmering caustic light reflections on his pale porcelain skin, poolside cocktail with a tiny umbrella sitting on the edge, full-body environmental comedic shot, shot on 35mm lens at f/4, bright high-key summer color grading contrasted with dark gothic swimwear, ironic dark humor snapshot, ultra-clean photorealistic visual detail, 8K resolution.